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BALD. BEARDED. UNAPOLOGETIC.
Some shirts make a statement. This one walks into the room before you do.
Bald, Bearded & Your Wife Asks About Me brings The Drip Series attitude into a full front-and-back wearable story—bold character artwork up front, beard-culture humor on the back, and SeayMy T.Tee’s signature details finishing the sleeves.
Built for the guy who already knows the beard gets noticed.
THE DESIGN
Statement front artwork: “Bald Bearded and Your Wife Asks About Me”
Coordinated back artwork: “Ask Your Wife About My Beard Cream”
Left sleeve: SMT Heart signature mark
Right sleeve: Veteran Owned SMT mark
Full-color artwork created to carry the same story from every angle
THE GARMENT
Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0
100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
5.3 oz./yd² / 180 g/m²
Premium everyday weight
Regular unisex fit
Set-in sleeves
Ribbed crew neck
Built for detailed, high-impact printing
THE DRIP SERIES
Nostalgia. Humor. Chaos. Personality.
The Drip Series turns the thoughts, jokes and memories people usually keep to themselves into expressive graphic apparel made to be seen.
