Bald, Bearded & Your Wife Asks About Me

Bald. Bearded. Unapologetic.

Some shirts make a statement. This one walks into the room first. The front carries the line — Bald, Bearded and Your Wife Asks About Me — and the back delivers the follow-up: Ask Your Wife About My Beard Cream. Bold character artwork front and back, with the SMT heart on the left sleeve and the veteran-owned mark on the right, so the story reads from every angle.

Who it's for

The guy who already knows the beard gets noticed and has decided to lean all the way in. It suits bald-and-bearded men who are tired of subtle, works as a husband or boyfriend gift when you want a laugh rather than a safe polo, and it's a dependable conversation starter for anyone who enjoys being asked about their shirt.

Details

• Coordinated front and back print · SMT heart on the left sleeve, veteran-owned mark on the right
• Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 · 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) · premium everyday weight
• Regular unisex fit · set-in sleeves · ribbed crew neck
• Black, French Navy, Heather Grey and White run S–5XL
• Dark Heather Grey, India Ink Grey, Khaki, Red and Stargazer run S–2XL

Sizing & care

Regular fit, true to size — size up if you want it looser through the body. Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and don't iron directly on the print. Sizes above 2XL are limited to Black, French Navy, Heather Grey and White, so pick the size before you settle on the color.

Live the feeling. Wear the memory.

Regular fit. Regular fit, true to size — size up if you want it looser through the body.

Measured flat, in inches. Chest is one side; double it for the garment's circumference. Allow up to an inch either way.

Full size guide

Blank: Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 · Regular fit

Printed to order on the blank the artwork was drawn for. Nothing is made until you order it, so every piece is a fresh print.

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. Never iron the print; heat is what fades it, not water.

Printed after you order: 3–4 business days to make, then 7–10 days in transit with tracking. Today's order lands Nov 18–24.

Free standard U.S. shipping over $100, applied at checkout.

Wrong, damaged or misprinted? Email a photo within 30 days of delivery and we reprint or refund. Every piece is made to order, so size swaps are handled case by case.

Two or more Drip pieces take 10% off each of them. Five Drip pieces unlock the pack price. It applies itself at checkout, no code.

Four or more items of anything take 17% off the whole order, automatically at checkout.