chapter 00 / reality hits
THIS IS WHERE IT CHANGED.
You just didn’t notice it at the time.
nostalgia was real. so was the bill.
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the collection
say it without saying it.
The shirts are placeholders for now. Once the exact Printful designs are ready, this section becomes the collection without changing the story.
adulting is a scam
adulting is a scam
$32.00
direct deposit hit
direct deposit hit
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i need a break
i need a break
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low social battery
low social battery
$32.00
overthinking club
overthinking club
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everything is expensive
everything is expensive
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this wasn’t the plan.
life.exe
status: running
progress: unclear
destination: unknown
plan: changed
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status: running
progress: unclear
destination: unknown
plan: changed
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