90s Kid, Warranty Expired

The warranty ran out somewhere around the third knee injury.

The front says it plain — 90s Kid, Warranty Expired — surrounded by the artifacts of a decade nobody thought would become vintage: cassette tapes, brick phones, graffiti letterforms in colors that were considered tasteful at the time. The back delivers the receipt: an AARP letter, addressed to you, arriving several decades earlier than emotionally agreed. Part of The Drip Series, where every piece takes one small human failure and wears it on purpose. Both sleeves carry the SMT heart and the veteran flag.

Who it's for

Anyone who has recently made a noise while standing up. It suits people who grew up on cassettes and dial tones, anyone whose body started sending invoices in their thirties, and it's a reliable gift for the friend who says "back in my day" without irony now.

Details

• Front and back print · SMT heart and veteran flag on the sleeves
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester with DryBlend moisture-management fabric
• 5.5 oz/yd² (186 g/m²)
• Modern classic fit · rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders · tear-away label for zero chafing
• Sizes S–5XL in eleven colorways
• Printed to order by a veteran-owned brand

Sizing & care

Runs true to size — take your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for a relaxed one. Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and don't iron directly on the print. The white colorway reads slightly off-white rather than bright white; that's the fabric, not the print.

Classic fit. Runs true to size — take your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for a relaxed one.

Measured flat, in inches. Chest is one side; double it for the garment's circumference. Allow up to an inch either way.

Full size guide

Blank: Gildan 8000 DryBlend · Classic fit

Printed to order on the blank the artwork was drawn for. Nothing is made until you order it, so every piece is a fresh print.

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. Never iron the print; heat is what fades it, not water.

Printed after you order: 3–4 business days to make, then 7–10 days in transit with tracking. Today's order lands Nov 18–24.

Free standard U.S. shipping over $100, applied at checkout.

Wrong, damaged or misprinted? Email a photo within 30 days of delivery and we reprint or refund. Every piece is made to order, so size swaps are handled case by case.

Two or more Drip pieces take 10% off each of them. Five Drip pieces unlock the pack price. It applies itself at checkout, no code.

Four or more items of anything take 17% off the whole order, automatically at checkout.